I finally start a blog and right away Bruce Sterling announces that's so 2005.
Apparently the next thing is Jaiku, Twitter, Facebook, Kyte and Plaxo. (No, I'm not going to link to them. Type them in your stupid address bar!) These apparently allow people to constantly text-message to their friends little 40-word messages, like "I'm going to bed," "I'm going shopping," "I'm reading the back of a cereal box" or "I'm taking a dump."
And they do this because...because...um...
Christ I'm old.