That spinning noise...

...that you are hearing is Che Guevara in his grave.

From the problems I wouldn't mind having department

Tor.com tries to inspire our pity with an article about fantasy and scifi authors whose fans are bothering them for their next book.

Umm, yeah guys, let me get out the world's smallest violin. But, honestly, forget about those of us who haven't even be able to sell our first book; maybe you'd all like to trade places with all those talented authors whose first books didn't sell well enough for their publisher to pick up their second.

I mean, congratulations to all of you successful authors out there. But why don't you take a moment to be thankful for your good fortune instead of bitching about it?